I had a great dream the other night... I dreamt that I had my baby!! After the strain and toil of labor, I looked down to take my baby into my arms for the first time. As I caught my first glimpse of my baby I realized that s/he was - a mosquito. All sorts of thoughts ran through my mind - a mosquito?! I birthed a mosquito?! Is this my baby?? Why did that HURT so bad if all I pushed out was THIS little thing?? - however I pulled my new baby to my chest anyhow and held him/her there very confused. After a minute I realized that this was my baby and I needed to care for him/her (I never found out how exactly to determine the sex of my new mosquito). I did what I always thought I would do and immediately tried to start breastfeeding my new child. I looked away for a minute out at my family who was standing around, and when I looked back I realized that I had CRUSHED my baby!! My poor little mosquito was in 4 pieces!! I spent the remainder of the dream frantically attempting to piece my mosquito-child back together...
...ahhhh, pregnancy...
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Oh pregnancy dreams! I remember one in which Hartley's leg was coming out and then she got lost in the woods. Believe me, they get crazier!
I guess this kind of sets the nickname into stone....we look forward to the arrival of "Skeeter". Please be reminded that Skeeter can be a girl or boy's name, ref. "Skeeter Davis", female, of country music fame and "Skeeter", male, from Southpark.
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